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Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:55 am You might consider tearing it down while he is in it. --FLO--

LOL Honestly Flo, that thought crossed my mind

On the plus side today, it's only 103 F. and tonight it is supposed to drop to 71 degrees. Oh how I look forward to 71 degrees.

On the minus side, it's 103 F.

With all that sun you have to endure in So. California a good magnifying glass may do the trick. Just sayin'.

Monty is cleaning up my driveway today. Imagine that.

Just a typical day here. Monty rebuilt his house last night and this morning I tore it down.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:42 am Just a typical day here. Monty rebuilt his house last night and this morning I tore it down.

Ah, yes, job security. Eventually he will run out of building materials. --FLO--

At 10:30 this morning a very nice police officer was at my front door. He wanted to know if I wanted Monty gone. I and said yes. He asked me if Monty's two dogs were mine and I said no. The officer called animal control and took them away.

Monty was drunk, as usual, so he was taken off to jail for being drunk in public. The officer said he'd only be away 8 hours.

The officer said I need to get eviction papers on Monty and serve him ASAP and only then can the police legally keep him away.

The end is in sight (no I'm not looking in a mirror with my arse towards it)

As I have no printer, yet, Ken_SD is mailing me three copies of the eviction forms

Monty returned about 6:30pm but departed almost immediately to parts unknown

Big Commotion in the Neighborhood (strangely, Monty wasn't involved)

The woman in the back apartment set her son's mirror outside. The woman in the front apartment tried to sell it. Some guy came by and took the mirror without paying for it. Liz was being yelled at because she didn't see who stole it.

Somehow, living here reminds me of life in the crowded, small apartments in Chicago or New York TV situation comedies.

I was up till 3:00am last night due to indigestion. Yes folks, I ate my own cooking. Before turning in, I took a walk in my yard and saw that Monty had returned and built another illegal shack. I was too tired to complain and figured I'd handle it in the morning. I slept in till past 11pm. I walked outside and Monty had torn it down.

If he rebuilds it tonight, I'll tear it down again. I'm not about to be fined for having an illegal structure on my property.

On a side note, my grey cat made a getaway outside sometime during the night. The lil bugger pried open a screen. I worried about him all night. However, I'm too tired and sore to go crawling under the house looking for him. He'll show up when he discovers the only cat chow is inside, not under the house.

Hope you find your cat. I know how much you can miss the cat for even a short time. We lost one of ours this spring. Took 10 days for him to get caught again. Think with all the door problems you have I am sure the cat will find a way in again.

newcat:kittybag:

Liz made me an offer today. She's willing to move up to Phelan, California, way north of me. If she and Jeanette weren't here, Monty would have no reason to stay. Liz says she needs $400 to get resettled up there but knows I don't have the money.

I guess I'll start buying lottery tickets again. It would be nice to get my house back and get rid of Monty

I wonder if Monty would like living in Wisconsin with River

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:20 am Liz made me an offer today. She's willing to move up to Phelan, California, way north of me. If she and Jeanette weren't here, Monty would have no reason to stay. Liz says she needs $400 to get resettled up there but knows I don't have the money.

I guess I'll start buying lottery tickets again. It would be nice to get my house back and get rid of Monty

I wonder if Monty would like living in Wisconsin with River

I am far from where River lives. Across the state. But just the thought of Monty living with in 300 miles scars me to no end.

Send him to the golf and work in the oil cleanup. We know he does not mind being dirty.

I saw my cat this morning in a tree at the side of the house but, he was having fun and declined my invite to come back in. I would have gone up and grabbed him but my monkey days are in the past.

You are under no obligation to house Liz or her kid. Ask them to leave.

I had posted a reward for my cat. Jeanette collected it today by recapturing my cat and bringing him inside

I gave her a Dr. Pepper and $20.00

I'm happy.

The Lurker (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:06 am You are under no obligation to house Liz or her kid. Ask them to leave.

True Lurker, but if Jeanette had not been here my cat would still be outside with those other cats who might be carrying Feline Leukemia. Liz still cleans house, does yard and cooks dinner. I'm not physically up to yardwork or daily housecleaning any more.

I made a deal today to get rid all of Monty's junk in my back yard. Liz's son says he'll use a U-haul and haul it away for me for $100. Some of the material to be hauled it away will be the plywood boards Monty uses for his shack.

DO NOT pay him until the job is completed to your satisfaction, please. And make sure to step into the back yard to supervise before he leaves with the truck.

The Lurker (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:31 am DO NOT pay him until the job is completed to your satisfaction, please. And make sure to step into the back yard to supervise before he leaves with the truck.

Understood Lurker. I hope he takes everything in the backyard. Nothing back there now but ashes and Monty's junk

Make sure he leaves the Back Yard though.

I'm glad I didn't shell out any money yet as the truck to haul away all Monty's junk never arrived.

What was that quote about "the best laid plans of mice, men and wolves"

Today, Del, the guy getting the truck, came by saying he'd be here Wednesday. I'll wait and see.

On the PLUS side, the truck arrived and Monty's junk is being hauled away as I speak

On the NEGATVE side, that *&#@%$ hacker knew just when to hit us today.