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At least if fell in your yard and not on your house.

River

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Fri May 06, 2011 9:08 am At least if fell in your yard and not on your house.

River

If the gods liked me, it would have fallen on Monty

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri May 06, 2011 10:58 am If the gods liked me, it would have fallen on Monty

Nail Monty's testicles to it. I'm sure you have a rusty nail and a cheapo hammer.

Dave (imported) wrote: Fri May 06, 2011 11:15 am Nail Monty's testicles to it. I'm sure you have a rusty nail and a cheapo hammer.

I used to have lotsa of tools in my garage but Monty burned down.

Tomorrow, I take a bus ride downtown and give Time Warner $140 to cover my cable, telephone and internet.

Strangely, I'll have $100 leftover for food for May

I really need to find me a rich widow or a sugar mama.

If only River were better looking I'd................ heh heh

LOL, so you say your eating lots of beans and rice this month?

Mac, you need to get out of California and move somewhere cheaper.

River

I refigured. I have $85.00.

Oh yeah, lots of beans, rice and potatoes.

As a kid, I ate potatoes every night for dinner.

I did my exercises for today: I walked a mile, did my laundry and changed the cat box. Exhausting work.

I need a nap.

Neighbors came by with an electric saw and trimmed off most of the hanging limbs. The limbs were filled with angry honey bees.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Wed May 11, 2011 12:49 pm Neighbors came by with an electric saw and trimmed off most of the hanging limbs. The limbs were filled with angry honey bees.

There is never a dull moment around Mr. Wolf's place. --FLO--

You're right Flo. I think I must have angered a Chinese magician who cursed me with the phrase, "may you live in interesting times"

Hooray, I have $40 till June 1st.

Hey, that's better than 40 cents

It's 6:00 am and a chilly 45 F. here in sunny California. Bear in mind that's chilly for us

Liz's 21 year old son is trying to find an online site where he can look up his criminal record. If any of you former felons can help, let me know.

The only thing I know about jails and prisons comes from my long six hours of incarseration in the local jail some 30 years ago for being the manager of an adult theater - woo hoo

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue May 24, 2011 3:18 am Liz's 21 year old son is trying to find an online site where he can look up his criminal record. If any of you former felons can help, let me know.

The only thing I know about jails and prisons comes from my long six hours of incarseration in the local jail some 30 years ago for being the manager of an adult theater - woo hoo

Once you commit a crime it becomes part of the public record. In Ohio you can look up prisoners at ohiodrc.com. In California look for your states department of corrections and a link for offender list. Having dated a man on and off between times in prison I learned much about the system. I was even banned from all prisons in the state of Ohio. Maybe I will write a book.

tugon (imported) wrote: Tue May 24, 2011 5:11 am I was even banned from all prisons in the state of Ohio. Maybe I will write a book.

Oooooh I'd love to read that expose heh heh heh heh

I bet there are plenty of criminals in Ohio that are envious that Tugon is banned from Ohio prisons.

He can start by just putting his name in Google and searching.

After that, looking in the states where he did time should find something.

I predict I will be a raving lunatic* by this time Friday. I ran out of tobacco today and will be out until payday.

* more of a lunatic than normal I meant

A good opportunity to stop smoking. Call your local lung cancer organization for assistance. --FLO--

Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Fri May 27, 2011 12:52 am A good opportunity to stop smoking. Call your local lung cancer organization for assistance. --FLO--

No need for that drastic a step. Besides, a friend that has owed me for ages paid up today and bought me one pound of pipe tobacco - Happiness hath returned to Mudville.

I quit smoking 10 years ago but I still love the smell of tobacco, always have, not the smoke but tobacco.

You should quit Mac, its a health issue and the cost has gone out of site. I was with Gem yesterday when he stopped at a smoke shop to get a can of his brand, $35 and he will smoke 2 to 3 cans of the stuff a month. An extra $100 a month is a lot of food, internet, phone, and cable TV. One or two tanks of gas.

River

I know the health risk but tobacco is the cheapest sedative I have to deal with the stress I have living with and near me everyday.

On the plus side, I don't inhale and never have.

I fully realize tobacco may kill me someday assuming my boarders don't murder me in my sleep long before then - heh heh

Have you ever thought of selling your house and moving to an area that is cheaper even if you rent?

River

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat May 28, 2011 9:33 am Have you ever thought of selling your house and moving to an area that is cheaper even if you rent?

River

Actually, yes. I'm 'still' waiting on my @#&^%$ attorney to get the judge to put the house in my name. He's trying to get it done without the standard $300 fee.