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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:18 am They had me unplug the phone, wait 30 seconds and plug it back in. Now it works.

....Do you suppose that if I had my hubby unplug his penis for 30 seconds and plug it back in, it would work? Might be interesting to try.

Sandi

Interesting concept - an unplugable penis. It might sell well on the Eunuch Archive

I went to the grocery because they had a sale on ham slices. When I returned, my bedroom was still locked, but my fridge door was open and I was missing a half gallon of milk and an unopened box of cereal. *sigh*

Wonderful - more bad news just arrived by mail. Edison, my electric company, wants $485 by April 24 or I get cut off.

I have $140 in the account of which I was saving $40 for food.

So, it it looks like I'll be offline from April 24th till at least May 1st. I'm definitely depressed now

I've tried saving electricity by cutting off Monty, but he simple breaks in my outside back door and plugs himself back in.

I went to JITB for a burger this morning and was gone ten minutes. When I returned, the lock on my bedroom door had been busted open. Now I need a new lock.

On May 1, if I have the funds, I'm going to have a dead-bolt lock installed.

I think you need to have Monty and friends uninstalled. --FLO--

Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:02 am I think you need to have Monty and friends uninstalled. --FLO--

I agree, however, evicting someone takes money I don't have.

I'm glad I no longer own a firearm, otherwise, I'd shoot all three bitches.

Sometimes we have to take control of our lives. Why are utilities so high in Calf.? Highest we get with A/C running is under $200 Down south a few years back was around $40 with electric co-op.

rake (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:54 am Sometimes we have to take control of our lives. Why are utilities so high in Calf.? Highest we get with A/C running is under $200 Down south a few years back was around $40 with electric co-op.

You sure you're not paying the neighbor's utilities too?

Yours are very expensive

On the plus side, the city water department says they won't shut off my water till May 1st and Edison won't turn off my juice till April 30th. Better than squat I guess

I tried to call the refuse department today to file a complaint on Monty but my phone isn't working. I can call out but those on the other end of the line can't hear me.

I wanted to tell the refuse department that Monty has stolen at least ten residential trash cans from around the city and stored them on my driveway.

I tried contacting them online but it appears there no department to contact about stolen trash cans.

A friend in chat who is far less inept than I, gave me a link. I sent a detailed report to my city councilman pleading for assistance. The automated response said I would be contacted by May 10th.

Is it possible one of your tenants is growing pot with your electricity? Your bills seem high.

Transward

Well, as of today I have good news and bad news:

The good news is two checks arrived. One is my SSI check for $270 and the other was a one time check from City schools for $331. Now I have enough to give Edison $485 for my electricity

On the bad side, I won't have enough to pay my water bill so I'll have no running water for May. Hopefully, I can borrow a bucket a day from my neighbor to flush the toilet.

I took out $200 out of my account today and tomorrow, I'll take out $300 more so I can pay my $485.00 electric bill...current plus past due.

I'm considering a suggestion from Slammr from a few months ago. I'm thinking of standing near a freeway onramp with a sign saying, "give this old guy money or he'll flash you".

I took $300 out of my account today and gave Edison $487.50. Hopefully, I have left for Internet and food - LOL

If I had to choose between Internet and food, I might choose Internet

With a non-working phone, online is my only contact with the outside world.

Ain't life wonderful - heh heh

My Social Security check arrived today so I have enough for groceries and Time Warner If only the city water company company would work out a deal on payments, I'd have running water too - *sigh*

I received a Care Package in the mail today containing:

* four pudding cups

* one working phone

* A grandfather shawl

* one pair of pants

A second Care Package arrived - containing a gilt certificate for Jack in the Box - woo hoo

Oh River, I still haven't received your check for $50,000 yet. Damn U.S. Mail system

The City Water Company just called me saying my water will be shutoff on Monday, May 14th. They asked if I wanted to shell out $200. I said, I had only $120 left in my account after giving the electric company $487.50, and I was going to use the $120 for food. Their reply was, too bad - LOL

On the plus side, Jeanette was ripped off in a drug deal. She tried to buy some weed and the dealer never returned with her stash - woo hoo

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Thu May 10, 2012 12:16 pm On the plus side, Jeanette was ripped off in a drug deal. She tried to buy some weed and the dealer never returned with her stash - woo hoo

That just means she will steal more of your food.

On the plus side, my new lock is holding. No break-ins...............yet

I was hit by an ususual thief last night. He stone one pair of blue jeans off the clothesline. I know Liz and Jeanette didn't take them - they were waist size 40 which would be a tent to them

Obviously, it was a naked thief. If he just wanted better jeans, the bastard should have left me his old ones.