One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Yesterday, I asked tyne Bishop of the local Mormon church if he would ask the members if they had ann extra electric skillet to lend out. No response yet. One member offered me a regular skillet but I explained to him I have no stove.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

On the bad side, I spent 5 hours in the Emergency Room last night. I was having trouble breathing. They did a series of tests and finally blamed it on the heat

. On the plus side, my small check

arrived today so I can go buy groceries

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I went to my dermatologist today. She wants to do a biopsy on my face but has to ask my doctor first.

I returned home and found food in my fridge that wasn't there when I left. Several pieces of chicken and a bag full of hot dogs and buns.

I found out that the Mormon missionaries came by. They didn't tell me how they got in. Maybe like SAnta Claus (down the chimney)

[tugon (imported)]

See post #3316.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I went there but all I saw was something pink.

[Slammr (imported)]

I found out that the Mormon missionaries came by. They didn't tell me how they got in. Maybe like S

Anta Claus (down the chimney)

See p

ost #3316.

I went there but all I saw was something pink.

Obviously, they used the power of their magic underwear to get in.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Obviously, they used the power of their magic underwear to get in.

Right you are Slammr

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Rats, I just ran out of potatoes. I eat them every day.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Rats, I just ran out of potatoes. I eat them every day.

I considered eating rats but I can't catch the lil buggers. The cats can outrun them but they refuse to share.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hooray, I have potatoes

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I was offline for several days due to a computer glitch. Safari was blocked but Tamsin fixed it

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Oh no! He's back! --FLO--

[fhunter]

I was offline for several days due to a computer glitch. Safari was blocked but Tamsin fixed it

You are back!

Good to hear.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Not only am I back, when I win the lottery Uncle Flo is the first person I am going to visit

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I will have my minions prepare for your visit. --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

How is it that you have minions ? I never got minions when I got old.

[DonnyMac (imported)]

Are you confusing bunions with minions?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Oh boy, I was thinking I had a major computer breakdown. Yesterday, I had shut down my computer. to take a nap. When I awoke I turned on my computer to go back online. My computer turned on and my name appeared just below whee I normally type in my password. Every time I entered the first letter of my password the computer refused to accept it and I heard a "bump" sound. After talking to Spectrum, I accidentally found the problem. The key to the right of the Control key, a key that looks like 4 windows, was depressed and stuck there. I unstuck it and then I could enter my password. Woohoo.

[Paolo]

My keyboards, mice, etc., never last long enough to have to worry about problems like that. If one makes it a month with me, it's done good.

I always kick the crap out of boxed electronics, then buy them. If it still works when I get it home, it must be good stuff.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Paolo

Did you get. minions when you got old? Or are you still young?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Oh I know, minions are for the evil ones, you know, like the Red Nun

[kristoff]

Oh I know, minions are for the evil ones, you know, like the Red Nun

No! I gots onions, not minions!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I just received an email from River. He recently suffered both a stroke and an heart attack. He says he suffered some memory loss .

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I'm melting, melting. Now I feel sorry for the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz movie. It is 99 F. here today. Thankfully I have an 19 inch fan to give me a breeze. My apartment manager says he'll be here by 3:30pm to install a new motor

Hopefully I'm not just a 71 year old puddle of ectoplasm by the time he arrives

[Paolo]

I was beginning to wonder if you'd melted away, as you'd not posted in a while.