Burdizzo Question. inquiring minds want to know

[monkeyballs (imported)]

I am contemplating using the burdizzo today.. and before you all jump on the band wagon of say use chemical first already been there done that.. now I want my balls gone they are an eyesore. I would rather not have to go through the trouble or expensive of hunting down a doctor to have them removed surgically I have a small burdizzo that arrived today. pain isnt a factor im a pain freak I love it covered in tattoos and piercings even done hooks before. but anyway that all aside I still wish to be safe about this..

my question is this. I tested the burdizzo on an electrical cord it crushed it and split it. will it also do the same with the sperm tube when it crushes it. will it continue to bleed or will it stop on its own. since blood has to be flowing to the testicals and hence when you cut the flow it atrophy but what happens to the tube/vein you just cut through?

there has to be someone with experience in this matter.. I was testing it later today but until i know im not going to bleed out im going to wait a bit. the feeling of it being crushed was pretty sweet again I love pain. but i did not follow through with closing the handle all the way.

so in short help me out here. what happens when the burdizzo jaws close. has anyone ever successfully castrated themselves using it or is all fiction?

inquiring minds want to know.

many thanks in advance to all who answers.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

To be brief;

1) It's almost impossible to do it successfully by yourself.

2) Small is never good with a burdizzo, I'll lend you my 19" if you're

serious.

[monkeyballs (imported)]

i was going to do it by myself but my girl was far from happy she was not included she wants to join in so we are going to make a whole session of it. a good spanking, paddling, caning whipping until im bleeding nicely ) . then castration one ball at a time.. try the first one wait a bit see if it takes then move onto the next one in the next coming weeks after another sound bloody beating. sounds like a good idea to me. anyway so she will be there to close up the burdizzo ill be all tied up and restrained..

should be a good fun time. very excited. so this will happen on sat,sun now. still want to know the medical end of this. when the clamp is shut will it close the blood flow. I understand it needs to be shut for a min of 10 mins as well. even if it doesnt work it should be a blast to try.

is there anything else i should know to pass along to her? let me know time is ticking away lol )

[Caith721 (imported)]

Sure, it'll cut electrical cable. It'll also crush bovine spermatic cords, which are more rigid than human cords. That's the problem, human spermatic cords are infinitely more elastic and resilient compared to cows. They don't crush as easily or readily. You'll need to leave the clamp closed for quite some time, as well. Using it requires skill as well as luck. (I doubt you'll have a problem with the pain factor.)

I'm not saying it won't work, but a larger burdizzo will provide more reliability, simply because there's more assurance of crushing the cord, even if it squirms to one side or another.

[boytofix20 (imported)]

To be brief;

1) It's almost impossible to do it successfully by yourself.

2) Small is never good with a burdizzo, I'll lend you my 19" if you're

serious.

Well it's like we're used: it's bad if another guy doesn't do it; small isn't good.

[KimiRhoze (imported)]

I doubt you will listen but I really think you need to stop and re-evaluate your situation. From what I'm reading here it sounds like your about to act out a fantasy, in such a case, you will highly regret doing so down the road.

[monkeyballs (imported)]

sorry kimi its done. the whole scene went as planned.

I first got 300 with a hard wooden paddle 200 with a cane and 100 with a single tail. my backside and back was covered in blood with marks that will be there for some time. then I thrown over the bench and fucked with the strap-on for awhile until she was satisfied i had no cum left. after that I was put over the bondage table restrained and gaged and then the job was completed.

the pain from that was immense i loved every min of it. it felt like someone was kicking you in the balls and then yanking on it. after it was done the pain subsided a bit just a dull ache of sorts. so there you have my day.. im very happy with the results. and whoever said the burdizzo doesnt work it does you just have to make sure you keep ahold of the cord apparently its very slippery lol. anyway she did it quick while holding the cord in place i cant feel the actual ball anymore so I know it was cut off from supply. all in all im in good spirits very sore and very very sleepy. its sleep time so i hope you all had a good day as well.

quick question. i only did one ball will i notice any difference in anything. or will the other ball make up for whats lost.

have a good one sleep time now.

[KimiRhoze (imported)]

Other one usually picks up the slack. Don't count a success just yet, most people think they were successful at first only to discover the human body can withstand a lot and heal itself. Again I advise not proceeding further.

[kristoff]

I'd be very surprised if you were successful. Numbness should be expected just from the abuse endured. Doesn't mean you were successful. wait for things to heal then get an ultrasound done of the unit in question - that will give your answer

[sduyck_2000 (imported)]

i spent all most a year with just one testicle

you wont notice any difference..i didnt

when we clamped the remaining testicle...a few weeks later i felt it big

[monkeyballs (imported)]

well good news i survived the night lol.. the sack is very bruised which can be expected. and the testicle is now hard with no feeling im pretty sure it worked. i dont notice any hormone differences but i seriously doubt i would this fast or even at all with just one nut gone lol.. feel a bit lopsided now tho but will fix that in the coming weeks. so excited should be a good time again. my butt and backs of my thighs are actually sorer than my scrotum. so it was a good experience but not as painful as everyone plays it to be. or maybe i just have a super high pain tolerance who knows all in all a very enjoyable experience. =]]

[feedback (imported)]

You mmust have a high pain tolerance. I used a 19" burdizzo on my left one and could not keep it closed for more than 10 seconds. It did a lot of damage but I still had some feeling even though it shrunk to a very small size. I understand if you leave it closed for about 10 minutes it works about 90 percent of the time. I finished mine off with injections of Vodka. Less painful but it took more time. Still looking for someone to remove the little hard lumps I left.

[sduyck_2000 (imported)]

the doctor in atlanta would fix you up i am sure

any urologist should remove them if the testicles are dead if you complain they are causing you discomfort

You mmust have a high pain tolerance. I used a 19" burdizzo on my left one and could not keep it closed for more than 10 seconds. It did a lot of damage but I still had some feeling even though it shrunk to a very small size. I understand if you leave it closed for about 10 minutes it works about 90 percent of the time. I finished mine off with injections of Vodka. Less painful but it took more time. Still looking for someone to remove the little hard lumps I left.

[curious19 (imported)]

Even if very interested to this topic, practicely I think i couldn't do it to me by myself: a little scared and no firm hands. Help needed for it.

[SmoothieSoon (imported)]

The only medical journal article, a Urology Journal, used a burdizzo successfully by clamping for 30 seconds.

[curious19 (imported)]

That's better. So a speed pain and it's done.

A little ambivalent about pain here

[SmoothieSoon (imported)]

If pain is an issue you should use some local anesthetic, as they did in the urology article, or have some pain pills available. I don't think any pain medication was needed after 24 hours. Good luck.