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by IbPervert (imported)
Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:24 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Self-Harm in Boys-Your Thoughts and/or Experiences?
Replies: 10
Views: 16

Re: Self-Harm in Boys-Your Thoughts and/or Experiences?

I would like to remind everyone of that young man used dry ice to kill his testicles! He was worried about what to tell his brother (who was arriving in a few days to live with him and his two dads)

It seems to me if someone wants something bad enough (even a young man) they will get it.
by IbPervert (imported)
Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:23 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: U.S. Census
Replies: 15
Views: 26

Re: U.S. Census

you could always check both! πŸ˜„ especially if you want to be a smarty pants and gum up the system...of course the Census will most likely send someone out to clear up the question...
by IbPervert (imported)
Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:24 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: well heya!
Replies: 11
Views: 15

Re: well heya!

WOW, 22 yrs old and you want them things dead! Interesting....welcome to the nut farm! πŸ˜„

I suffer from Chronic Depression and at one time I was in a study on depression and the man that took care of me was drop dead gorgeous, beautiful and when he left i was heart broken. However, he told me he was ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:59 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Here goes nothing....
Replies: 14
Views: 34

Re: Here goes nothing....

Navog, Congrats on coming out to the group. There is nothing to a shammed off in this place...although being in the lint capital might be something to be a shammed off...πŸ˜„.... If you want we can start up a drive to send you even more lint to go in the navel! <hahahahaha...i did a funny!>

First you ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:30 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: New Computer
Replies: 37
Views: 46

Re: New Computer

STO is out already?!

Yap, it went on sale Feb 2nd and I am Lt 7th grade allready...

my characters name is Fourteen of Six on the U.S.S. Harvey Milk (if you see me say Hi!)
by IbPervert (imported)
Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:09 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: New Computer
Replies: 37
Views: 46

Re: New Computer

I too upgraded/built my own new computer...my problem was I wanted to play the New Star Trek Online Role playing game and my old computer would not handle it, but by the time I realized it I had already bought the software and payed for a lifetime membership...

As to Windows 7 you have a choice ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:56 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Is the Eunuch Archive Dead?
Replies: 100
Views: 142

Re: Is the Eunuch Archive Dead?


The biggest problem for those of us who have been here for years and years is that we have seen it all and herd it all, I would love for someone to post something new but that happens rarely. However, when someone is new or been here a long time and finally starts to post the old timers will ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:26 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Live, I say! LIVE!
Replies: 25
Views: 91

Re: Live, I say! LIVE!

I thought it was a Romulan hacker attack or maybe some tribbles got in and reproduced somehow.
by IbPervert (imported)
Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:55 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Happy Birthday Paolo!
Replies: 22
Views: 51

Re: Happy Birthday Paolo!

climbing out from beneath the gutter just to prostrate myself on the ground in front of the Dark Lord and kissing his feet in humility as my present.πŸ‘πŸ‘‹
by IbPervert (imported)
Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:54 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: 2010, better then 2009 Wish to All Board Members
Replies: 9
Views: 16

Re: 2010, better then 2009 Wish to All Board Members

moi621 (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:40 am Dear EA Nation

Thank You πŸ™ for allowing Moi to be here this 2009,

Who aloud Moi in? Testicles should roll for this! and they should be punched and tortured .... πŸ˜„

Dont think it can get much worse!
by IbPervert (imported)
Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:19 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Happy Holidays
Replies: 18
Views: 29

Re: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Happy Holidays

By my computer it is 11:17 pm on Dec 25th and I am glad the holiday is over...no more commercials sung to reworded holiday songs, etc...well at least tell next holidays directions go up on Feb 1st.
by IbPervert (imported)
Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:38 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Happy Birthday Riverwind!
Replies: 25
Views: 33

Re: Happy Birthday Riverwind!

Does this mean your now older then the hills? As a kid where you ever to scared to go and play with dinosaurs around? πŸ˜€spank:πŸ˜„
by IbPervert (imported)
Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:19 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Self Castration with pics
Replies: 10
Views: 27

Re: Self Castration with pics

When I click on your link it took me to a page that said, "Forbidden." However, when i copied the link given then posted it I got the correct item....just for the record!
by IbPervert (imported)
Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:39 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Happy Birthday Riverwind!
Replies: 25
Views: 33

Re: Happy Birthday Riverwind!

Go ahead and get into your birthday suite! If your lucky you will scare away that red suited man that comes by tonight! πŸ˜„
by IbPervert (imported)
Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:32 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Donation and Sale of testes / testicles legality in the US
Replies: 7
Views: 24

Re: Donation and Sale of testes / testicles legality in the US


So, it seems that U.S. law permits the donation of organs with reasonable payment for the operation. That is, I can legally give away my testes to someone who wants to pay for the removal operation.

Since the testes are not viable for use in human organ transplantation (have we ever heard of ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:04 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Measure Balls Accurately
Replies: 13
Views: 29

Re: Measure Balls Accurately

Hear is a link to the device mentioned earlier

Testicle Measurer Orchidometer (http://pedihealth.viidakko.fi/eng/produ ... g.php?c=11)
by IbPervert (imported)
Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:09 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Measure Balls Accurately
Replies: 13
Views: 29

Re: Measure Balls Accurately


I vaguely remember seeing and holding a set of models representing different sized testicles for different aged males.

From what I have read, the question of how to measure -

volume displacement as mentioned above is an exact measurement that can be done at home.

Get warm so as to hang low ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:19 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Choosing Eunuchism
Replies: 5
Views: 11

Re: Choosing Eunuchism


Thank You

regarding BIID, on previous attempts to explore members interests in

not just male genitalia, but arms and legs also; there seemed little overlap.

My fantasies also involve various amputations either myself or my partner and I do see a relationship. But, among members of the EA Nation ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:15 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Was anyone here forcibly de-balled?
Replies: 28
Views: 63

Re: Was anyone here forcibly de-balled?

By force use to be the standard many, many years ago, but if someone was forced then the person that assaulted would have lots of legal trouble.

However, I did read one time on the Darwin Awards that a bunch of men got drunk while practicing hitting defenseless golf balls at a putting range. The ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:08 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Apology & Rudeness
Replies: 5
Views: 17

Re: Apology & Rudeness

nullorchis (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:44 pm Drat. I have been longing for "hard feelings".

Nullorchis. (aka: dead nuts..........really).

"hard feelings" me thinks you meant "hard nuts" :D
by IbPervert (imported)
Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:12 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Thanksgiving
Replies: 29
Views: 64

Re: Thanksgiving


Its 4:30 AM, just finished making the stuffing and putting it in the bird, its now cooking for the next 8 or 9 hours. Pies are done, the only thing left is the Candied Yams, Mashed Potatoes and gravy.

Clean the mess, mop the floor, set the tables, etc.

I love Thanksgiving, I do believe it is my ...
by IbPervert (imported)
Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:33 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Thanksgiving
Replies: 29
Views: 64

Re: Thanksgiving

moi621 (imported) wrote: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:25 pm I got me two Swanson's Hungary Man Carved Turkey TV Dinners.

TWO, not One.

I am Thankful.

Sounds like my type of Thanksgiving dinner!
by IbPervert (imported)
Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:22 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Thanksgiving
Replies: 29
Views: 64

Re: Thanksgiving

Merry Thanksgiving!

If the Indians had given a donkey instead turkey then we would having a piece of ass for the holiday! πŸ˜„
by IbPervert (imported)
Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:43 am
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Reputation Points
Replies: 92
Views: 251

Re: Reputation Points

I liked the private comments that people left