Humor Thread

[NaturalEunuch]

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[Neutrum260725]

May 14, 2024, 8:29 AM
Yesterday, I was so blatantly flirted with—or rather, hit on—by a woman that even I noticed.

I was sitting on a park bench, and she was training her dog around me. (A butch type, and with even shorter hair than me).

She kept glancing at me and constantly talking—or rather, squeaking—at her dog in an extremely high-pitched voice;

in German, English, and Spanish.

I felt like I was in an Uwe Weinzierl-style horror movie.

Looking away was nearly impossible, and not hearing it was out of the question. Just as I was about to leave, her friend came along, noticed my annoyed look, and greeted the woman with a deliberately joking, "That dog should be on a leash!"

I said, "Not the dog," which earned me some pretty nasty looks, and I fled.

[Godson]

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....said no eunuch ever.

And never have I ever - until now - given so much thought to “how” do I pee…?

[Godson]

Deodorant for eunuchs?


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I’m surprised that wasn’t made by Axe.

Too soon…?

[WheelyFixed]

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....said no eunuch ever.

And never have I ever - until now - given so much thought to “how” do I pee…?

Been asked and answered many times... Depends on what you get lopped off...

Orchie w/ or w/o scrotectomy - no change from standard male, except that some experience enough shrinkage that they find sitting is easier than fishing it out enough to use the urinal. (With my SCI, I use male length catheters and even w/ all my shrinkage having a penis still makes cathing a LOT easier)

Penectomy w/o re-route (as in many historical eunuchs) some level of awkward contortions may be needed to aim / avoid peeing on legs, etc. Sufficiently problematic that modern practice almost always includes a re-route, with the result of needing to sit down and going more or less female style. (No more writing you name in the snowbanks.. )

As to WHERE, again it depends on how you want to 'present' but most of us present sufficiently male not to have any problems using the standard men's rooms (and would get funny looks at least if trying to use the women's)

Personally I usually go for the "Gender Neutral" rooms if there are any, not because of being fixed, but because they are usually the best in terms of wheelchair accessibility....

WheelyFixed

[Kole-ya-boy]

Eunuchs are odd

[Godson]

Hey man.

Just what are your intentions on this board?

You just joined 5-days ago and your only posts are this trolling meme; calling the community “weird”; and a request to become a mod (which would give you a back door to all users here).

If you’re here to do some shit-stirring, or have more malicious intentions than that (given your first move was for data access) you’re being pretty clumsy and transparent.

Which is a good thing for the rest of us, I guess…

[WheelyFixed]

He did not and will not be getting any sort of staff position.

(I will add that I don't find him at all amusing!)

WheelyFixed

[Godson]

Halfwits and titfuckery.