One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Two minor tradegies occurred recently to me: (1) My best friend passed away. Yes, it's true, my microwave finally died. (2) I ran out of sleeping pills three days ago and I haven't had a decent night's sleep since. I'm calling my Doc today to see if I can get my prescription renewed.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

No sleep last night but I had OD'd on DietCoke. Before that, I had three good nights sleep in a row thanks to my renewed sleep meds, Trazadone

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Ever since I obtained my new computer, I've been doing online research on tribes of ancient peoples that most people couldn't tell much about. Tonight I thought I had found a new tribe. Well, new to me. It was called the Balts. As it turned out, the Balts were a collection of five tribes: Lithuanians, Latvians, Prussians, Galindians and Yotvingians.

I now have five new tribes to research - woo hoo

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Happy Researching!! --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Today was exciting. Liz's ex-convict son threatened me, screamed at me and refused to leave my house. When I threatened to call the police, he threw my phone across the room breaking the bulb on my desk lamp. He also threatened to steal my computer if I call anybody.

I'm 63, he's 23, I feel intimidated

Tomorrow, I'll call Office on Aging to see if this qualifies as Senior Abuse.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Why do you have discussions with these people ?

You really should have dialed 911 and waited

for help.

did you break the chatroom?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Why do you have discussions with these people ?

You really should have dialed 911 and waited

for help.

did you break the chatroom?

Good question, Sweetpickle

Chatroom wise, I think the poltergiest did it.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

MacTheWolf is back online. I was off for what seemed like a week. It's still acting sluggish and slow.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

It's still acting sluggish and slow.

Much like it's user. --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Much like it's user. --FLO--

Uncle Flo - Are you hinting that I'm anywhere near the ancient age of that senile old guy in the trailer park?

[tugon (imported)]

It's still acting sluggish and slow.

You might want to try some Metamucil.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

You might want to try some Metamucil.

I will as soon as my Geritol is gone

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I went to my Credit Union yesterday to hit them up for $100 till the 31st. The bastards turned me down. See, I knew my body wasn't worth $100

[kristoff]

I went to my Credit Union yesterday to hit them up for $100 till the 31st. The bastards turned me down. See, I knew my body wasn't worth $100

Go sell some plasma or blood.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Go sell some plasma or blood.

I used to do that when I was in college. I wonder i they take the blood of a diabetic?

BTW, Google says it's 110 F. in my town today. Walgreen's says it's 118 F. It does seem on the warm side today

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Gawd must be punishing me for telling that joke about Rupert. Would you believe it is 123 F. right now.

Could HELL be any hotter?

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Maybe someone will pay you to not make a porn movie.



Sorry, I shouldn't be flippant about your problem.

[kristoff]

Maybe someone will pay you to not make a porn movie.



Sorry, I shouldn't be flippant about your problem.

They do make viagra, you know...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

There's nothing wrong with my sex life except that I haven't had any since 1983

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

did you really think $100 would buy enough liquor to get d woman that drunk?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

ROTFLMFAO

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Sweetpickle, what woman were you referring to?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

If in doubt of what to do this summer BOMB DETROIT

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

BTW, is Cleveland worth a tactical nuke?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, I was out of my diabetes meds for several days but my Doc finally approved them and I now have enough for another two months