One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The helpful Time Warner guy just left. He gave me a new ethernet cable and said my roaches were crawling into my modem causing the problem. He said if it goes out again, I should go down to the TW office and get a new modem.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I'm sitting here patiently for my ride to my attorney's office. I hope the driver doesn't get lost. If he tries to call me for more finite directions, he's outta luck. My phone went dead and Timewarner won't have it fixed till 3:00pm tomorrow.

I know, I'll count eunuchs till my ride is here.

[tugon (imported)]

I'm sitting here patiently for my ride to my attorney's office. I hope the driver doesn't get lost. If he tries to call me for more finite directions, he's outta luck. My phone went dead and Timewarner won't have it fixed till 3:00pm tomorrow.

I know, I'll count eunuchs till my ride is here.

Did your ride arrive or are you still counting?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Did your ride arrive or are you still counting?

My attorney just sent me an email. It appears his driver was out sick today. He said for me to call tomorrow and rescheduele (sp)

[tugon (imported)]

My attorney just sent me an email. It appears his driver was out sick today. He said for me to call tomorrow and rescheduele (sp)

Did you tell him you would be just as happy with one of his secretaries?

[transward (imported)]

Did you tell him you would be just as happy with one of his secretaries?

And twice as happy with two.

Transward

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

And twice as happy with two.

Transward

It would all depend if he uses secretaries or sexetaries

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Paramedics just rushed his Montyness to hospital again. Apparently, the tube draining his pancreas was clogged.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

On the minus side, Monty is back.

On the plus side, River is older than I am

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

My :kittygray escaped again. In back of my tub in the bathroom is a panel from which you can see under the house. High winds blew the panel off giving the :kittygray an exit. I see my :kittygray everyday. I figure she'll return either (1) after she gets laid or (2) when she gets hungry.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

It rained cats and dogs all night. This morning starting at 5:00am it was like a monsoon rain. It's clear right now.

I spotted my cat on the roof and it let me pet it. It came close to the edge of the roof, I reached up to pet it and caught it by the scruff of the neck.

My gray cat is in locked in my bedroom now with the black and white cat

WOO HOO

[sheep79 (imported)]

It rained cats and dogs all night. This morning starting at 5:00am it was like a monsoon rain. It's clear right now.

I spotted my cat on the roof and it let me pet it. It came close to the edge of the roof, I reached up to pet it and caught it by the scruff of the neck.

My gray cat is in locked in my bedroom now with the black and white cat

WOO HOO

mmeeowwww meeeeoowwwwwww meeouchhhhhh hisss hisss.. lol

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

mmeeowwww meeeeoowwwwwww meeouchhhhhh hisss hisss.. lol

That was about the size of it. Fortunately, I didn't get scratched.

MacTheWolf knocks on wood.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Despite the cold, rainy weather, I slept warm last night with two cats to warm my bed.

A warm woman would be nice too but the last woman in my bed was Helen of Troy

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Without mentioning names, I asked a friend from the chat room to send me his pix. I like seeing those I chat with.

He sent me 7 pix of himself, all nude. Not what I wanted - LOL

Next time, I'll ask more diplomatically

[Eunuken (imported)]

You have double standards, I know that if it was a female chatter and she sent you 7 nude pix you would be in 7th heaven.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

You have double standards, I know that if it was a female chatter and she sent you 7 nude pix you would be in 7th heaven.

Very true, Ken, very true. I'm a confirmed heterosexual

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I'm not sure I want to go outside today as it's 43 inside my house brrrrrrrrr

[kristoff]

I'm not sure I want to go outside today as it's 43 inside my house brrrrrrrrr

Freaking heat wave! Right now it is 8 above F. Very tolerable. I enjoyed moving snow this AM for an hour when it warmed up to 15. My brother in Arizona wears a parka when it gets down to 60 F. Bikini weather....

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Freaking heat wave! Right now it is 8 above F. Very tolerable. I enjoyed moving snow this AM for an hour when it warmed up to 15. My brother in Arizona wears a parka when it gets down to 60 F. Bikini weather....

LOL I doubt I could survive Minnesota or Wisconsin weather. Then again, River adapted well.

It must be the rigamortis that helps keep him warm

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Kristoff

Though it's only as cold as 33F. here, I do the best I can without heat. Main main floor heater is still not functioning because I need to hire a plumber to crawl under my house and make some heater adjustments. The local gas company refuses to crawl under any house.

Lately, by the the time I pay all my utilities and buy my food, there's not enough left over to cover the outrageous rates a plumber would charge.

See, I need to live next to a Red Nun With your tool belt, nothing is beyond your skill.

[ClassyBitch (imported)]

Hey Mr. Wolf,

I am glad you still prowl these parts (and for parts?).

I missed chatting with the likes of you and I likes the likes of you.

Now that my hormones are more stable, I likes everyone.

C ya later.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hey Mr. Wolf,

I am glad you still prowl these parts (and for parts?).

I missed chatting with the likes of you and I likes the likes of you.

Now that my hormones are more stable, I likes everyone.

C ya later.

Thanks Classy.

Today was a good day in the life of a wolf

[Slammr (imported)]

Kristoff

Though it's only as cold as 33F. here, I do the best I can without heat. Main main floor heater is still not functioning because I need to hire a plumber to crawl under my house and make some heater adjustments. The local gas company refuses to crawl under any house.

Lately, by the the time I pay all my utilities and buy my food, there's not enough left over to cover the outrageous rates a plumber would charge.

See, I need to live next to a Red Nun With your tool belt, nothing is beyond your skill.

Have you considered buying a little space heater? That's usually all I use. Just heat the room you're in.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Have you considered buying a little space heater? That's usually all I use. Just heat the room you're in.

I did buy one today. It heats my den adequately I'll use it to warm up my bedroom about an hour before I retire