One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, Liz decided NOT to call authorities. Jeanette was spotted a several blocks away so her adult friends drove up to look for her.

Another reason Liz didn't call was the belief than her daughter would be taken to juvenile hall as a runaway.

[sheep79 (imported)]

Well, Liz decided NOT to call authorities. Jeanette was spotted a several blocks away so her adult friends drove up to look for her.

Another reason Liz didn't call was the belief than her daughter would be taken to juvenile hall as a runaway.

hmmmm excuse me for being dense but she IS A RUNAWAY

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

They have a tendancy to keep runaways and stick them in a supervised environment. Which isn't always good.

[tugon (imported)]

Mac, you are what you eat it is just that simple.

River

OhMyGod then I am fast, easy and cheap.

[kristoff]

OhMyGod then I am fast, easy and cheap.

Hell, like minds run in the same gutter.....

[sheep79 (imported)]

They have a tendancy to keep runaways and stick them in a supervised environment. Which isn't always good.

well maybe a supervised environment would be a good thing here.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hell, like minds run in the same gutter.....

OMG I think like a Red Nun and Tugon.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Update on Jeanette:

She called and told her mom she's not ready to come home yet.

In my opinion, that girl needs what she's never experienced: an old fashioned over the knee spanking.

[tugon (imported)]

Update on Jeanette:

She called and told her mom she's not ready to come home yet.

In my opinion, that girl needs what she's never experienced: an old fashioned over the knee spanking.

Will this be a new version of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.

[KimiRhoze (imported)]

You know with Monty looming around, in all honesty, I prolly wouldn't come back either lol

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

You know with Monty looming around, in all honesty, I prolly wouldn't come back either lol

ROTFLMFAO

Well, Monty is her dad.

Liz reported her missing today to the police. They said she's not a runaway since she calls every few days. Go figure.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Jeanette just walked in the door without explanation. At least she's alive

[KimiRhoze (imported)]

ROTFLMFAO

Well, Monty is her dad.

That explains a lot

Glad to hear she's home safe.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Woo hoo it's Thursday. Not that anything happens today.

I just thought I'd say it.

[transward (imported)]

Woo hoo it's Thursday. Not that anything happens today.

I just thought I'd say it.

Life is too short to pass up any excuse to celebrate.

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[Dave (imported)]

Life is too short to pass up any excuse to celebrate.

Transward

Especially on St Patty's day. Go out and slay a Haggis with Robbie Burns in one hand and a bottle of Irish Whiskey in the other.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Happy Orange day Wolfman.

Lets kick some Irish ass.

[transward (imported)]

Especially on St Patty's day. Go out and slay a Haggis with Robbie Burns in one hand and a bottle of Irish Whiskey in the other.

Perhaps because I no longer drink to stupification, and I no longer do psychedelics, (save for a very occassional dollop of ketamine), there are three days I on which I will not go out because they seem to be the official holidays for the all-American Asshole. Those days are New Years Eve, the Fourth of July, and St. Patty's day. Every time I go out on those days I am more annoyed than entertained. (I won't go out on Mother's Day but that's for different reasons)

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[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Especially on St Patty's day. Go out and slay a Haggis with Robbie Burns in one hand and a bottle of Irish Whiskey in the other.

I'll pass on the Haggis but treasure the single malt Irish Whiskey

[sheep79 (imported)]

I'll pass on the Haggis but treasure the single malt Irish Whiskey

Whew!!!!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Monty was just whisked away by ambulance to our local hospital. I had called 911 after Monty was rolling on the floor complaining of severe stomach pains. He was moaning loud enough to wake the dead.

To respond to your thoughts, no, I didn't feed him my meat loaf.

Monty says it was something he ate but I suspect it was something he ingested as in illegal drugs.

I'll call the hospital later to check on him.

[Eunuken (imported)]

you said you didn't feed him your Meatloaf, but did he steal the remains from your trashcan?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I just called the hospital. Monty''s condition apparently wasn't life threatening as they've release him.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The chat room was quiet tonight. IEunuch is on his way via Texas to Missouri to visit surf-toad and our dear, sweet Lilac

WOO HOO IEunuch arrived safely for his visit. He'll be there about three weeks.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I hope Missouri is well prepared for The IE invasion. --FLO--