One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I have this unique medical condition called Proctalagia fugax. It feels like a Charlie Horse in the rectum (OUCH).

A doctor told me it's a condition common to us old folks.

An easy treatment is a hot bath - if only I had a working water heater - LOL

Anyone else have it ?

[transward (imported)]

I have this unique medical condition called Proctalagia fugax. It feels like a Charlie Horse in the rectum (OUCH).

A doctor told me it's a condition common to us old folks.

An easy treatment is a hot bath - if only I had a working water heater - LOL

Anyone else have it ?

According to Wikipaedia, it often occurs after orgasm, and can be treated by botoxing your asshole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctalgia_fugax

During an episode, which sometimes occurs after orgasm, .... . However, some studies show effective use of botulinum toxin, pudendal nerve block, and calcium channel blockers. ...

You have such an interesting life.

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[MacTheWolf (imported)]

According to Wikipaedia, it often occurs after orgasm, and can be treated by botoxing your asshole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctalgia_fugax

You have such an interesting life.

Transward

Apparently so. Hey Transward, I'll trade ya lives

You can have Monty, Liz, Terry and Jeanette - Hey, I feel generous.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

I knew you were a pain in the ass, even without an official diagnosis.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I knew you were a pain in the ass, even without an official diagnosis.

Yup, yup, yup

Jeanette just broke into my bedroom, opened my fridge, took out my snack food, then left the fridge door and my bedroom door wide open - grrrr

I really do need to save for a deadbolt.

[transward (imported)]

Apparently so. Hey Transward, I'll trade ya lives

You can have Monty, Liz, Terry and Jeanette - Hey, I feel generous.

Well I can always use extra protein, but I doubt they would be fit for human consumption. I do remember reading some recipes for long pig though. Anyway I would never be happy with a beard. I'll just have to decline. Sorry.

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[MacTheWolf (imported)]

In about an hour, my

attorney is sending someone to

give me a ride to his office. If anything positive comes out of it, I'll report it right here.

Here's hoping.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

My attorney told me two things: (1) He's working on a waiver so I can get the house in my name. I just need to sign some papers here and return them to him.

(2) He says he's going to comet o my house in a few weeks and tell my boarders that I have to pay him so either they have no pay me or move out

[transward (imported)]

My attorney told me two things: (1) He's working on a waiver so I can get the house in my name. I just need to sign some papers here and return them to him.

(2) He says he's going to comet o my house in a few weeks and tell my boarders that I have to pay him so either they have no pay me or move out

A lawyer is a big help, but be careful. You still have to deal with living with them (your roommates not your lawyer) during the process of eviction. Suggest you back up your valued research and if possible store valuables somewhere offsite. They may be angry and vindictive.

Transward

[janekane (imported)]

I have helped temporarily homeless people stay out of the rain, snow, and unbearable summer heat; but have done so while not allowing them to establish residency in the home of the cats in whose home my wife and I reside. I had a written agreement to the effect that the people were temporary guests who were not permitted to receive mail here or to represent in any way that this was their residence.

Allowing a house guest to receive mail or to give our phone number as one where a house guest can be called, may automatically result in a landlord-tenant relationship by law regardless of any intentions of a homeowner or house guest. The criteria for what becomes, by law, a landlord-tenant relationship varies from state to state and, in home rule municipalities, from municipality to municipality, so I have found.

It has occurred to me to wonder whether your bedroom has an ordinary doorknob which could be replaced with a very inexpensive doorknob-type entry deadlatch (which does not readily "celluloid," such that entry to your bedroom might leave clear evidence of criminal breaking and entering. The most effective deadlock, with respect to breaking and entering of which I am aware is the Segal vertical deadbolt; alas, such are anything but inexpensive. If a Segal vertical deadbolt is well-secured to structural framing members and securely attached to a very strong door, and captive-pin door hinges are similarly used and secured, it may be much easier to break through a wall than to break through a door.

If only it were actually possible to learn about hazards before the opportunity to learn about them has happened...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I walked up to the Emergency room at my local hospital today to have the doc look at my recent leg burn. They stabbed my left arm with antibiotics (ouch), bandaged my burn and gave me an Rx for two more antibiotics to take over the next two days. The entire hospital visit took less than an hour

I picked up the two antibiotics:

Cephalexin 500 mgs - 1 capsule, 4 times a day for ten days

Sulfameth/Trimethoprim 800/160 - two tablets a day for ten days.

Sounds like fun stuff huh.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Steal an extra roll of toilet paper somewhere.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I may be offline for a while. I called TimeWarner today to make a payment of $140 on my bill and the robot told me I owed over $800.00 - No frackin way do I owe that much.

Monday, I'll go to their office and try and straighten it out.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

My 65 year old bones didn't feel like walking two miles downtown today. River can understand that

I decided to call TimeWarner instead. They said my old balance was closer to $400. They said if I made a $160.00 payment tomorrow, all would be good

I can live without a phone or a TV but "Oh gawd, I need my internet"

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, Time Warner is $160 richer and the Wolf is $160 less rich. Alas.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hooray, I feel like a responsible citizen. I just payed Southern California Edison $200.00. That's good, right? MacTheWolf cries.

Hehehehe

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Murphy's Law strikes again - a friend sent me an electric blanket from Colorado. Yesterday, it was supposedly to be delivered to my house number which is 264 but, it went over one block to 364 instead. I walked over to 364 just now and asked about my package. The occupants say they received no UPS delivery.

Alas scratch one electric blanket.

[tugon (imported)]

Murphy's Law strikes again - a friend sent me an electric blanket from Colorado. Yesterday, it was supposedly to be delivered to my house number which is 264 but, it went over one block to 364 instead. I walked over to 364 just now and asked about my package. The occupants say they received no UPS delivery.

Alas scratch one electric blanket.

If it was UPS's fault have the sender file a complaint.

[tugon (imported)]

What size bed do you have? A heated mattress pad can also be nice. Of course do not turn them both up too high. I am not sure what roasted wolf will smell like.

[Eunuken (imported)]

As this was sent from Amazon.com, they will also have an option for it to be made good.

[Dave (imported)]

Definitely have your friend mark the AMAZON order as "unfulfilled" or "never received"...

It may take a few weeks but AMAZON will not neglect the customer.

I've had very few problems with AMAZON (I'm in "prime") and they do hunt down these bad deliveries.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Thanks guys, I appreciate the info and feedback

I called the local police department telling them Jeanette keeps

entering my bedroom and stealing my food.

The police said they can do nothing and advised me to contact legal aid. Sheesh, nothing is ever easy - hehehehe

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Start your complaint with UPS... They will send the driver out to pick up the package from where he left it.. I have seen that happen before. If that does not work, then complain to Amazon and they will send a replacement.. Amazon wants happy customers. Happy Customers make for more business.

[Slammr (imported)]

Thanks guys, I appreciate the info and feedback

I called the local police department telling them Jeanette keeps

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entering my bedroom and stealing my food.

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ontact legal aid. Sheesh, nothing is ever easy - hehehehe

If nothing else, put a padlock on your door and lock it when you're out. You can install that with a screwdriver. If she breaks into the room when it's locked, you can charge her with burglary, even though she lives in the house. If she breaks through a locked door, the police should get involved.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Start your complaint with UPS... They will send the driver out to pick up the package from where he left it.. I have seen that happen before. If that does not work, then complain to Amazon and they will send a replacement.. Amazon wants happy customers. Happy Customers make for more business.

OBB, tonight, in chat, I'll get the tracking number from my friend Sweetpickle and then do as you suggest