One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

WOO HOO my blanket arrived at 2:00 pm today

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Now follow after me.. When I small, I took the corner of my blanket held it between my fingers and used it to tickle my nose till I fell asleep. Oh dear.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Also, my lazy doctor finally got off her ass and renewed my diabetes meds. I had been out for 8 days.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Liz worked cleaning my driveway all day so I walked three blocks to grab her a beer. As I was entering the liquor store, a guy running out of the store knocked me to the pavement. The running guy has been foiled in his attempt to rob the liquor store. As for me, I bruised both hands and scraped my left knee.

Just another day in the life of a wolf - lol

[transward (imported)]

Liz worked cleaning my driveway all day so I walked three blocks to grab her a beer. As I was entering the liquor store, a guy running out of the store knocked me to the pavement. The running guy has been foiled in his attempt to rob the liquor store. As for me, I bruised both hands and scraped my left knee.

Just another day in the life of a wolf - lol

Ouch!! Being diabetic be careful with that scrape.

Transward

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Ouch!! Being diabetic be careful with that scrape.

Transward

Yup, I washed it with soap and water and bandaged it. Tomorrow, if my budget permits, I'll buy some Neosporin.

Gosh, I never imagined being a senior citizen was going to be so exciting. River should have told me when he became one so many decades ago

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Monty cleaned out his motor home and piled junk near my backdoor 3 feet high covering an area 10' x 24'. I told him today, "until that mess is gone, you are banned from using the bathroom."

I looked out my backdoor a minute ago and it's almost clean.

Damn, Monty must really need to take a dump - lol

[moi621 (imported)]

Yup, I washed it with soap and water and bandaged it. Tomorrow, if my budget permits, I'll buy some Neosporin.

Gosh, I never imagined being a senior citizen was going to be so exciting. River should have told me when he became one so many decades ago

Soap bad. Kills off immediate immune and healing cells responding to the wound.

Just flushing with water is best. Neosporin helps but so does exposure to sun and air.

Keep it clean. The wound I mean.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I was actually threatened last night. A big, burly guy said I was way behind in my Cable bill. I didn't doubt it. He said either I shell out $172 that night or he'd enter my house and take back my boxes. What choice did I have? So, I got mad and shot him.

Actually, I handed him $172 and he gave me a receipt and left. Besides, Monty stole all my guns years ago.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

When it rains, it pours. The water company just left. They wanted $100 or my water gets shutoff on the 23rd. Naturally, I only had $20 left in my bank. Tough month.

On the minus side, I'll have to without flushing after the 23rd. On the plus side, I will have phone, internet and $20 left for banquet meals till February - Woo Hoo

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Today started out good as I slept in till almost noon. I found a can of Coke and started to cook my breakfast consisting of two eggs. When I returned to my den to eat my eggs, my Coke had been stolen by Jeanette.

I went to my bedroom, where my Cokes are hidden, to fetch another can. My bedroom door had been left open, not by me, however, and my black cat is now missing. Thanks to Jeanette, my cat is outside where she has never been before. Grrrrrrrr

Hopefully, my cat returns eventually and there are no more disasters *sigh*

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

The story of Mac's life: The pussy that got away.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The story of Mac's life: The pussy that got away.

You got that right

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

DAMNIT - would you believe the little bitch stole by seasoned pepper too. I found it on her dresser in the front bedroom.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I waited till I was alone in the house and searched their bedroom. I found my seasoned salt, peanut butter and my jam. On the bright side, my cat returned - woo hoo

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, I have an assignment for Monty the Dumpster Diver. My TV set finally died after 9 years. I'll tell Monty tomorrow to go look for a used set. The one that died wouldn't get Cable programs so I was just using it as a monitor to watch DVD's and videotape movies on.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Monty gave me an old, old TV with no RCA port. I'm waiting for him to hook up the coaxial cable. I tried but I have 65 year old fingers.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I slept in today then went to the store for cat chow. As I was walking back, I thought I'd have a bowl of shredded wheat once I got home. As I entered the house, I noticed my bedroom door was ajar. Both my cereal and my milk were gone. Jeanette had struck again.

I called the police but they said it wasn't a legal matter. They said it was a civil problem. *sigh*

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Liz told me today that her son's girlfriend had her baby today. Both the mother and the baby tested positive for methamphetamines.

In my opinion, pregnant women to take any kind of illegal drugs need to lose their baby and be jailed.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I called the Gas Company Friday and payed my $64.00 bill plus $16 to reconnect me. Toay I called to see when my gas would be on.

The Gas lady said I owed an additional $16.46 so I payed it and called her back.

A different Gas company spokesperson now says I owe an additional $23 as deposit.

I told her I'd call back as I won't have more money till Thursday.

No wonder I get migraines - lol

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Never let it be said that my life isn't exciting

Today, as I was doing historical research in my den, there was a loud commotion coming from the front bedroom. Soon people were yelling and fighting. As I looked in, there were about eight people in there, five of the local minority population included. Some were wrestling on the floor. Liz ordered them to leave as did I to no avail.

Finally, I announced I was going to the neighbor's house to call the police. Just I arrived at the neighbor's door, the ruckus stopped and people began filing out of my house. Two of them came up to me and sincerely apologized.

Going to the neighbors proved futile in one sense - he refused to let me use his phone.

Just what I needed to get my circulation going

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

It's good that people look to you as a wise elder of the neighborhood.

Keep up the good work.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Today, I went to Wally World and bought a latch and lock to secure my bedroom door against further break-ins via Jeanette. My friend Terry offered to install it if I bought him a beer. He's working on it now.

Terry installed my lock and I gave him $2.00 for a beer so, we're both happy.

[Eunuken (imported)]

Im happy that your able to keep them out of your for room now, but I am a bit worried that they can now Lock you in your room, I think it would have been better to have put a dead bolt on it.

Ken