One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

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They had me unplug the phone, wait 30 seconds and plug it back in. Now it works.

....Do you suppose that if I had my hubby unplug his penis for 30 seconds and plug it back in, it would work? Might be interesting to try.

Sandi

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Interesting concept - an unplugable penis. It might sell well on the Eunuch Archive

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I went to the grocery because they had a sale on ham slices. When I returned, my bedroom was still locked, but my fridge door was open and I was missing a half gallon of milk and an unopened box of cereal. *sigh*

Wonderful - more bad news just arrived by mail. Edison, my electric company, wants $485 by April 24 or I get cut off.

I have $140 in the account of which I was saving $40 for food.

So, it it looks like I'll be offline from April 24th till at least May 1st. I'm definitely depressed now

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I've tried saving electricity by cutting off Monty, but he simple breaks in my outside back door and plugs himself back in.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I went to JITB for a burger this morning and was gone ten minutes. When I returned, the lock on my bedroom door had been busted open. Now I need a new lock.

On May 1, if I have the funds, I'm going to have a dead-bolt lock installed.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I think you need to have Monty and friends uninstalled. --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I think you need to have Monty and friends uninstalled. --FLO--

I agree, however, evicting someone takes money I don't have.

I'm glad I no longer own a firearm, otherwise, I'd shoot all three bitches.

[rake (imported)]

Sometimes we have to take control of our lives. Why are utilities so high in Calf.? Highest we get with A/C running is under $200 Down south a few years back was around $40 with electric co-op.

[kristoff]

Sometimes we have to take control of our lives. Why are utilities so high in Calf.? Highest we get with A/C running is under $200 Down south a few years back was around $40 with electric co-op.

You sure you're not paying the neighbor's utilities too?

Yours are very expensive

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

On the plus side, the city water department says they won't shut off my water till May 1st and Edison won't turn off my juice till April 30th. Better than squat I guess

I tried to call the refuse department today to file a complaint on Monty but my phone isn't working. I can call out but those on the other end of the line can't hear me.

I wanted to tell the refuse department that Monty has stolen at least ten residential trash cans from around the city and stored them on my driveway.

I tried contacting them online but it appears there no department to contact about stolen trash cans.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

A friend in chat who is far less inept than I, gave me a link. I sent a detailed report to my city councilman pleading for assistance. The automated response said I would be contacted by May 10th.

[transward (imported)]

Is it possible one of your tenants is growing pot with your electricity? Your bills seem high.

Transward

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, as of today I have good news and bad news:

The good news is two checks arrived. One is my SSI check for $270 and the other was a one time check from City schools for $331. Now I have enough to give Edison $485 for my electricity

On the bad side, I won't have enough to pay my water bill so I'll have no running water for May. Hopefully, I can borrow a bucket a day from my neighbor to flush the toilet.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I took out $200 out of my account today and tomorrow, I'll take out $300 more so I can pay my $485.00 electric bill...current plus past due.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I'm considering a suggestion from Slammr from a few months ago. I'm thinking of standing near a freeway onramp with a sign saying, "give this old guy money or he'll flash you".

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I took $300 out of my account today and gave Edison $487.50. Hopefully, I have left for Internet and food - LOL

If I had to choose between Internet and food, I might choose Internet

With a non-working phone, online is my only contact with the outside world.

Ain't life wonderful - heh heh

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

My Social Security check arrived today so I have enough for groceries and Time Warner If only the city water company company would work out a deal on payments, I'd have running water too - *sigh*

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I received a Care Package in the mail today containing:

* four pudding cups

* one working phone

* A grandfather shawl

* one pair of pants

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

A second Care Package arrived - containing a gilt certificate for Jack in the Box - woo hoo

Oh River, I still haven't received your check for $50,000 yet. Damn U.S. Mail system

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The City Water Company just called me saying my water will be shutoff on Monday, May 14th. They asked if I wanted to shell out $200. I said, I had only $120 left in my account after giving the electric company $487.50, and I was going to use the $120 for food. Their reply was, too bad - LOL

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

On the plus side, Jeanette was ripped off in a drug deal. She tried to buy some weed and the dealer never returned with her stash - woo hoo

[kristoff]

On the plus side, Jeanette was ripped off in a drug deal. She tried to buy some weed and the dealer never returned with her stash - woo hoo

That just means she will steal more of your food.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

On the plus side, my new lock is holding. No break-ins...............yet

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I was hit by an ususual thief last night. He stone one pair of blue jeans off the clothesline. I know Liz and Jeanette didn't take them - they were waist size 40 which would be a tent to them

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Obviously, it was a naked thief. If he just wanted better jeans, the bastard should have left me his old ones.