One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[transward (imported)]

I'd do sommersaults, but for two things:

...

(2) I'm almost as old as River and we're both to damn old for such celebrations.

cf. Alice in Wonderland

"You are old, Father William," the young man said,

"And your hair has become very white;

And yet you incessantly stand on your head—

Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,

"I feared it might injure the brain;

But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,

Why, I do it again and again.

Lewis Carroll "

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[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Despite the rumor that Lewis Carroll was a pedophile, I liked Alice in Wonderland.

Now, if I can only see the porn version.

[The Lurker (imported)]

Despite the rumor that Lewis Carroll was a pedophile, I liked Alice in Wonderland.

Now, if I can only see the porn version.

I do believe you have access to the internet...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I do believe you have access to the internet...

Oh indeed I do

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

In my mother's expensive knick-nack cabinet, she had a collection of japanese statutettes that ended up missing a week ago. Today, a neighborhood guy came by my house and handed them to me saying, "I heard these were stolen from you."

Seems I live in a barrio with both thieves and good samaritians

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Maybe it's that even lowlifes can tell that you're a good guy !

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

A neighborhood plumber fixed my three month old leak. It only cost me $18 in parts and $11 in labor - woo hoo

Oh yeah, I bought him a cheeseburger too.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Something or someone gave me intestinal flu.

Anybody want a hug?

I'm beginning to love Pepto Bismol.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

It only took three days of runs to be rid of this condition - A nurse says it sounded like food poisoning.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Eating your own cooking again, Mr. Wolf? --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

A so-called friend donated several Meals-on-Wheels frozen dinners to me. She failed to tell me till recently that they had been in her freezer since 2009.

On a lighter note, Jeanette came home today. She reports tomorrow to get her ankle monitor.

[kristoff]

A so-called friend donated several Meals-on-Wheels frozen dinners to me. She failed to tell me till recently that they had been in her freezer since 2009.

On a lighter note, Jeanette came home today. She reports tomorrow to get her ankle monitor.

Hell I keep discovering things in my pantry dating back to 2003 when I closed my restaurant/coffe shop. Most of it is still just fine. Only thing I wonder about is the 16 ounce can of fresh fish assholes.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I can not imagine anything going wrong with canned fish assholes. --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

How did they get such big fish assholes in the cans to begin with?

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

In my earlier days, I remember playing with Skunk's asshole. But I have never seen fish assholes.

[Dave (imported)]

I suspect its a small tin packed tight with Cod, Flounder, Shrimp and other tiny assholes. Little watertight sphincters...

I'd hate to see shark ass and whale ass...

"A whale of a tail, I'll tell you lad, a whale of a tail or two..."

"It was thaaaaaaaaaaaaattt big!!!"

[gareth19 (imported)]

How did they get such big fish assholes in the cans to begin with?

They only can the little ones. The big ones run for public office on the Republican ticket.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

They only can the little ones. The big ones run for public office on the Republican ticket.

To be more accurate, the big ones run for public office on any ticket...hence all politicians are assholes.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Jeanette now has her ankle bracelet. She is technically under house arrest and cannot leave the house or yard except to go to school or court

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

That doesn't actually sound like a good deal for you.

To bad you aren't mean enough to not take her.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The police were just at my house. They said Monty needs to clean up my backyard and his motor home needs to be gone in a week or I go to jail. How I'm going to afford to move his motor home is anybody's guess.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I just got off the phone with

the City Attorney. He said to call a towing company to tow away Monty's motor home. He said the expense of the towing would be Monty's responsibility.

I'll give it a try.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Early this morning, I went to the ER with chest pains. After telling me nada for several hours but giving me hordes of tests, I was told (1) my heart is as healthy as a horse and (2) that my symptoms were probably just stress.

Strange, what do I have to be stressed over?

Heheheheh

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

It is simple Mac... Evict them.. Why should you be using your limited funds to take care of three non relatives. Throw them out.. You have to bite the bullet and do it.

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Is Wolfie OK? Is his computer broken again? Is he ill? He has not posted in days.